Тьфу ты, не отправляется... Может, так выложу?..

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- Дейв, твой ужин на столе.
- Хорошо, мам.

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Ты просто обязан был выбрать
воскресенье, не так ли?

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Ты привозишь меня назад в скушнейшее
место во вселенной

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и выбираешь один из тех дней недели,
когда даже нельзя найти приличную тв-программу.

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Насколько я помню, Эйс, мы прибыли сюда по твой просьбе.

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Я только сказала, что мне интересно, как
там наша старая банда, и все.

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Ты не обязан был привозить нас сюда.

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Ты можешь отпустить меня в город,
я могу оттуда позвонить.

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Я просто хотела посмотреть,
как тут мои старые друзья.

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Мы не обязаны делать 
тур по городу.

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Пошли, Профессор.

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- Так что же настолько ужасного в Перивэйле?
- Здесь никогда ничего не случается.

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Несчастные кошки! Прочь из моего сада!

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Давайте. Прочь, прочь! Кыш, кыш!

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Как долго меня здесь не было?

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Ты отсутствовала столько, сколько ты думаешь.

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Мне кажется, как будто я не была
здесь целую вечность.

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- По какой причине мы пришли сюда?
- Сегодня воскресенье.

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Кое-кто из наших всегда
приходит сюда в воскресенье.

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Зачем?

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Я не знаю.
Light a fire, muck about, ты знаешь.

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Я же сказала как тут уныло.

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Ты не обязан тут торчать.
Если хочешь, встретимся потом в ТАРДИС.

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Нет, я уверен, что и для меня здесь найдется
кое-что интересное.

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Может, они больше не приходя сюда.

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Вокруг никого, не так ли?

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Только железные банки и
бездомные коты.

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ДОКТОР: И лошади.

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Лошади? В Перивэйле?

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Не будь глупым.

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Покажи мне.

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Нет.

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No sport for you here.

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Никого нет дома.

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- Ты уже сыт по горло?
- Ммм.

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- Не возражаешь, если я схожу вниз,
в молодежный клуб?
- Ммм.

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Где все?

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Посмотри на это. Мы часто ходили сюда
в кофе-бар.

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Что с ним случилось?

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Я имею ввиду, что здесь всегда была
толпа, по крайней мере можно
было встретить людей.

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Где все?

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Эйс?

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Двигайся, сбрось его руку!

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Ну, продолжай! Продолжай, парень,
чего ты ждешь?

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I've beat him, Sarge!

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О, ты думаешь, что мы играем в игры, да?
Let's pretend, eh? Это так?

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Это то, что ты собираешься делать -
помогать злодеям, грабителям?

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Помочь встать, отряхнуть пыль, пожать
руку? Продолжай!

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Так лучше.

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Вот так. Ты в порядке, сынок?

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- Да, Сардж.
- Ты уверен? Тогда вставай на ноги.

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- С тобой все нормально?
- Да.

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Хорошо, иди, приведи себя в порядок.

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Я подойду через минуту.

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Хорошо, парни, пожмите друг другу руки,
увидимся на следующей неделе, ладно?

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Пока.

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Что?

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Я уже бил его, Сардж.

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О, ты думаешь, что я слишко жесток, не так ли?
Толкаю тебя на жестокость, да?

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Ты когда-нибудь слышал о том, что
выживает сильнейший, сынок? А?

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Ты когда-нибудь слышал об этом?
Жизнь - это не игра, сынок.

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Я имею ввиду, что я учу тебя искусству выживания.
Я учу тебя сопротивляться.

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Что будет, когда life starts pushing
you around, сынок, а?

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Что ты тогда будешь делать?

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Так лучше.

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Ты сейчас впорядке, а? Ты впорядке?

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- Все нормально, Сардж.
- Хорошо. Тогда иди.

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Выживает сильнейший.
Довольно a glib обобщение, Вы так не думаете?

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- Сильнейший в чем, мистер...?
- Сержант Петерсон.

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Покажите мне лучший путь выживания,
and I'll give it a go.

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- А где все?
- Кого ты ищешь, luv?

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ЭЙС: Всех.
Всех, кто обычно собирается здесь
по воскресеньям.

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It was the only place you could get
out of the house and out of the weather.

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PATERSON: No, it's self-defence
every Sunday afternoon now.

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Don't know what happened to the waste...
Don't I know you from somewhere?

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I don't think so.

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Oh, that's right.
The police let you off with a warning, didn't they?

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-You were lucky.
-Listen, I'm just looking for my friends, okay?

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PATERSON: I don't think
you'll have much luck, then.

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Ah.

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-You'll find most of your crowd have moved on.
-Moved on to where?

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Well, I think you'd have a better idea of that
than me, luv, eh?

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-Where have you been hiding yourself?
-Around.

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Your mum had you listed as a missing person.
You don't give a toss, do you?

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I don't know, four kids gone missing
just this month. Vanished into thin air.

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It's the parents I feel sorry for.

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Doesn't cost much to phone, luv.
1 0 pence, that's all.

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Come on, Doctor.

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I wouldn't be that age again if you paid me,
would you?

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I can't remember, it's too long ago.

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What a world to be young again in, eh?

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I reckon the only thing you can do
is to teach 'em to fight,

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that way they'll fight or go under.

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Half of them go under anyway round here.
Can't save 'em. Wasters.

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Tell me, Sergeant,
do you have a problem with strays?

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-Stray what?
-Cats.

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I wouldn't know. It's hardly a priority around here.

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-Come on, Doctor!
-Doctor, eh?

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You're not in the best of shape
yourself, though, are you?

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You wanna build yourself up.

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I give a class down here
Monday nights for the older men.

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I've gotta see a man about a cat.

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Remember, keep fit and self-defence.

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One finger can be a deadly weapon.

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Still looks the same. Dead.

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We were the only life there ever was around here.

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I should have tried in here first, right?
I wasn't thinking. Back in a sec.

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MAN: Take this Sunday, you think I wanna do it?

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Do you think I wanna do it?
Do you think I wanna give up my one day of rest

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to come in here and stand behind a cash register?

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Standing behind a till all day can do your back in.

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I saw something about that
on the news the other night.

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-Yeah, law of the jungle, though, right?
-Yeah, survival of the fittest, mate.

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I mean, all these other shops are open,
aren't they?

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Where do you think we'd be if we didn't join in?

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Down the plughole.
Down the plughole without a paddle, mate.

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Can I help you?

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-Yes. Which one do you think they'd prefer?
-What?

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Of these brands,

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which one do you think our feline friends
will find particularly irresistible?

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Well, if you believe the advertisers,
this is the one preferred by your cat connoisseur.

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And that one has a taste all cat owners,
who really care, put in the dish.

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Whereas these ones have the smell
that drives a tabby cat wild.

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No, no, no. That's an aftershave ad.

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-Is it?
-Or is it for cars?

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-All I know is my Tiger prefers cheese.
-Cheese! Ah, yes.

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-It's the law of the jungle now, mate, innit?
-Mmm.

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There are these two blokes, right?
In a tent, in the jungle.

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You got another one for me, ain't you?
Go on then, go on.

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It's really dark, and they hear
this terrible noise outside the tent.

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This terrible roaring noise.

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And one bloke turns to the other bloke
and he says, ''Did you hear that?''

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-What?
-I said, ''Did you hear that?''

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-Oh, right, yeah.
-''That was a lion.''

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And the other bloke, he doesn't say anything.
He just starts putting on his running shoes.

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The other bloke turns to him and says,
''What are you doing? You can't outrun a lion.''

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The bloke turns to him, he says,
''I don't have to outrun the lion...''

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Don't get it.

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He doesn't have to outrun the lion, only his friend.

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Then the lion catches up
with his friend and eats him.

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The strong survive, the weak are killed.
The law of the jungle.

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-Oh, yeah. Very clever.
-Yes, very clever,

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if you don't mind losing your friend.

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-But what happens when the next lion turns up?
-What next lion?

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I think you'd better get
your running shoes on, gentlemen.

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-Did you find your friends, then?
-No one even remembers them.

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I'm sure I've forgotten something.

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-Oi, haven't you forgotten something?
-Yes.

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-Money.
-No, it wasn't that.

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-I got lucky on the fruit machine.
-Lucky?

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Well, they're all fixed anyway, those machines.

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Tiger? Psst. Here, boy. Tiger?

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Psst, psst, psst.

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-Len.
-What is it?

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Something's eaten Tiger.

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-ACE: Ange!
-Oh, hi, Ace.

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-I thought you were dead.
-What?

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That's what they said, either you were dead
or you'd gone to Birmingham.

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Who's he?

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-Oh, a friend of mine.
-Oh.

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-So you back to see your family?
-No.

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So, what are you doing here?
You're well out of this dump.

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-Just wanted to see my friends, catch up a bit.
-Oh.

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-So, where is everyone?
-Who?

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-Jay?
-Don't know. Moved over west someplace.

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Think he's doing window cleaning,
that's what I've heard.

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-Stevie?
-Oh, he's gone.

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Where are they all coming from?

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-Flo?
-Married Darth.

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-Darth Vader, the brain-dead plumber? Flo?
-Yeah. Makes you think, eh?

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-What about Shreela?
-Oh, she's gone.

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-Midge?
-He's gone, too.

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-Gone? What do you mean, gone?
-I don't know. Gone. Vanished.

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-People don't just vanish.
-You did.

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-Yeah, well, that's different.
-Is it?

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Yeah. So, when did they go?

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-Don't know. Last month?
-What?

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Well, Midge and Stevie went last month.

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Shreela went last week,
they had to scrape her mum off the ceiling.

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Funny though, I always thought
she got on well with her family.

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-This doesn't make sense.
-That's what I said.

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-Know what I reckon?
-What?

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UFOs. They whisk them off and do experiments
on them like we do on animals.

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Wouldn't fancy cutting Stevie open
to see what's inside, would you?

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Come on, give us 1 0 pence, then.

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Not a very efficient way to hunt, is it?

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All that noise and pantomime
just to slaughter one little animal.

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No, if you're gonna hunt, you stalk your prey.

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You observe it so you can take it by surprise,
and then you don't kill too many.

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Cover your tracks, so you don't leave a smell.

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-Can you smell that?
-Can't. Hay fever.

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What are you talking about, Professor?
Is something going on here?

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-I'm not sure.
-Is he...?

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Professor.

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When is a cat not a cat?
When it builds its own cat flap.

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-Bait, Ace, bait.
-Hang on, Professor!

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Show me. Show me.

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Yes, he'll do very well.

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I can't believe he said that, you know.
That TA twit.

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I reckon that was well out of order. 1 0 pence.

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I mean, even if I could've phoned,
which I couldn't really,

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do you think anyone would've listened to me?

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Tin opener.

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It was just that time. Just the whole crowd.

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We had a really good laugh.

206
00:14:37,047 --> 00:14:41,325
I can't believe everyone
just disappeared. Professor?

207
00:14:41,407 --> 00:14:42,760
Tin opener.

208
00:14:48,167 --> 00:14:50,317
-Professor?
-Mmm.

209
00:14:50,407 --> 00:14:55,527
-Are you listening to me?
-Quiet, Ace, I'm concentrating.

210
00:15:22,367 --> 00:15:24,403
No, you're not the one I'm after.

211
00:15:27,727 --> 00:15:29,445
Shh! Quiet!

212
00:15:32,247 --> 00:15:33,396
Shoo.

213
00:17:09,207 --> 00:17:13,519
Go on, go away. Go on, shoo! Dog, go away!

214
00:17:14,087 --> 00:17:15,918
-ACE: Doctor!
-Ace.

215
00:17:24,567 --> 00:17:25,761
Doctor!

216
00:18:07,687 --> 00:18:12,886
So, they've taken you away,
taken you to their planet, but I'll find you.

217
00:19:04,807 --> 00:19:06,638
-Got you.
-Got you!

218
00:19:06,727 --> 00:19:09,366
-Now, what do you think you're up to?
-Sergeant!

219
00:19:09,447 --> 00:19:11,403
-I've had complaints.
-What's it got to do with you?

220
00:19:11,487 --> 00:19:12,761
Neighbourhood watch!

221
00:19:12,847 --> 00:19:15,884
-I've no time for that, I've gotta catch that cat!
-You're a public nuisance.

222
00:19:15,967 --> 00:19:17,764
-Will you leave me go?
-Now, don't be stupid, eh?

223
00:19:17,847 --> 00:19:19,917
Don't get yourself into real trouble!

224
00:19:22,367 --> 00:19:24,835
One finger can be a deadly weapon.

225
00:19:52,007 --> 00:19:54,396
MAN: Go away! Get away from here!

226
00:19:56,247 --> 00:19:57,726
Get away from here!

227
00:20:39,847 --> 00:20:41,200
WOMAN: Ace.

228
00:20:42,447 --> 00:20:44,677
-Shreela!
-Ace.

229
00:20:44,767 --> 00:20:48,442
You shouldn't have run,
they always go for you if you run.

230
00:20:53,127 --> 00:20:57,120
Why don't you come out
and we'll talk about this sensibly, hmm?

231
00:20:59,807 --> 00:21:01,320
Hey, come back!

232
00:21:03,447 --> 00:21:05,005
Come back here!

233
00:21:12,767 --> 00:21:15,600
-Midge!
-Hi, Ace. Long time.

234
00:21:16,367 --> 00:21:18,198
-Is Stevie here, too?
-He was.

235
00:21:18,287 --> 00:21:21,677
-Stevie? He's cat food, isn't he?
-SHREELA: Stop it.

236
00:21:21,767 --> 00:21:26,602
This is Derek. He's doing very well.
He's been here three weeks.

237
00:21:26,687 --> 00:21:29,645
-Only got flesh wounds.
-We'll have to move on soon.

238
00:21:29,727 --> 00:21:34,118
-They hunt at night sometimes.
-They can see in the dark.

239
00:21:36,087 --> 00:21:39,079
You can't see them, just their eyes.

240
00:21:40,727 --> 00:21:44,402
Just as well I'm here.
You need some sorting out, you lot.

241
00:22:06,727 --> 00:22:08,558
-Got you!
-Get off!

242
00:22:13,447 --> 00:22:14,482
You stupid...

243
00:22:17,247 --> 00:22:20,603
-Where the hell are we?
-Shut up, and we may survive.

244
00:22:28,967 --> 00:22:30,195
Huh!

245
00:22:59,247 --> 00:23:00,680
Why, Doctor,

246
00:23:03,007 --> 00:23:05,202
what an unexpected pleasure.

А это было сокращение от "сержант" чтоль?! Да... А я думала, что это имя Ладно, поправлю потом =) Как бы это на русский передать, это же вроде как сокращенный вариант?..

Эх, спасибо =) А я пока ушла в дебри сайта ВВС и не так сильно продвинулась... Еще бы с Пещерой черепов закончить... Ну ладно, все-таки постараюсь в ближайшее время =)